1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
Congrats to our Nose-Pickin' Diddy songwriting winners!
Janet Brown
Brian Starks
Brenda Maples
Way to go! You each are headed for a weekend of fun on the Olumpic Peninsula
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!
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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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BACON EXPLOSION!
The other day the guys from BaconToday.com contacted me in search for some barbecue bacon recipes. Of course I have plenty of great uses for bacon in a barbecue pit, but the longer I thought about it, the more I wanted to step it up a notch and clog a few arteries for those guys. Behold, BACON EXPLOSION!!! Here’s what you’ll need…
2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub
To kick off the construction of this pork medley you’ll need to create a 5×5 bacon weave. If the strips you’re using aren’t as wide as the ones pictured, then you may need to use a few extra slices to fill out the pattern. Just make sure your bacon weave is tight and that you end up with a nice square shape to work with... (For the rest of the recipe and peek-tures go to: http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!)
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
Our great rocking violinist friend Geoffrey Castle is selling CD's
He was at our Bike Drive www.GeoffreyCastle.com
Dessert Test
Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you! No cheating!
If all the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose?
According to your choice, this is what research says about you!
ANGEL FOOD- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items....A little nutty at times. Sometimes, you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.
BROWNIES- You are adventurous, Love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
LEMON MERINGUE- Smooth, sexy and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher, but don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times but you have many friends.
VANILLA CAKE/CHOCOLATE ICING- Fun loving, sassy, humorous. not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.
CHOCOLATE CAKE/CHOCOLATE ICING- Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
ICE CREAM- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
CARROT CAKE- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
Faithful Friends
Nursing Home Ministry
Attitude Devotional by Chuck Swindoll
"The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do.
It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company ... a church ... a home.
The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past ... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable.
The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude ... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you ... we are in charge of our Attitude." - Chuck Swindoll
Our Back To School Poem
"I Trust You'll Treat Her Well"
by Victor Buono
Dear World:
I bequeath to you today one little girl...in a crispy dress...with two
brown eyes....and a happy laugh that ripples all day long..and a flash
of light brown hair that bounces in the sun when she runs. I trust
you'll treat her well.
She's slipping out of the backyard of my heart this morning...and
skipping off down the street to her first day of school. And never
again will she be completely mine. Prim and proud she'll wave her young
and independent hand this morning and say "Goodbye" and walk with little
lady steps to the schoolhouse.
Now she'll learn to stand in lines...and wait by the alphabet for her
name to be called. She'll learn to tune her ears for the sounds of
school-bells...and deadlines...and she'll learn to giggle..and
gossip...and look at the ceiling in a disinterested way when the little
boy 'cross the aisle sticks out his tongue at her. And now she'll learn
to be jealous. And now she'll learn how it is to feel hurt inside. And
now she'll learn how not to cry.
No longer will she have time to sit on the front porch on a summer day
and watch an ant scurry across the crack in the sidewalk. Nor will she
have time to pop out of bed with the dawn and kiss lilac blooms in the
morning dew. No, now she'll worry about those important things..like
grades and which dress to wear and whose best friends is whose. And the
magic of books and learning will replace the magic of her blocks and
dolls. And now she'll find new heroes.
For five full years now I've been her sage and Santa Claus and pal and
playmate and mother and friend. Now she'll learn to share her worship
with her teachers..which is only right. But no longer will I be the
smartest woman in the whole world. Today when that school bell rings
for the first time...she'll learn what it means to be a member of the
group..with all its privileges and its disadvantages too.
She'll learn in time that proper young ladies do not laugh out loud...or
kiss dogs..or keep frogs in pickle jars in bedrooms..or even watch ants
scurry across cracks in sidewalks in the summer.
Today she'll learn for the first time that all who smile at her are not
her friends. And I'll stand on the front porch and watch her start out
on the long, lonely journey to becoming a woman.
So, world, I bequeath to you today one little girl...in a crispy
dress...with two brown eyes...and a flash of light brown hair that
bounces in the sunlight when she runs.
Camo-Bibles
Visit a Christian Book store near you (most participate).
Buy a Camo Bible, write a note to a soldier,
and give it back to the store.
They wil send it to the troops! www.operationworship.com
Judy from Life Changes Ministry was a guest on our show.
Her ministry helps those in need of homes, jobs and support.
Her website is: www.lifechangesministry.org Phone: 425-252-6484
We talked to Jerry Sittser.
His book is called
"A Grace Disguised: How the Soul Grows Through Loss"
LIVE ALOHA!
For your own bumper sticker,
send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
Live Aloha
165 Waokanaka Place
Honolulu, HI 96817
Kent Couch sailed through Oregon in a lawn chair!
Find out more about his adventure on his website.
Go to www.couchballoons.com
Donate to Pizzas 4 Patriots by visiting
www.pizzas4patriots.com
THE GOLD STAR FAMILIES IN WASHINGTON STATE FALLEN SOLDIERS BANNERS
The cost per banner is $85
For more infor email Diane Small at dhsmall344@comcast.net for more info
Turkey Calling Contest
July 20th at Camp Dalaney at Sun Lakes. www.wanwtf.com
Scallops Spotlight on...
Robo Dog
Go to www.aibo.com for more info.
Our Joke of the Day!!!
13...13...13...
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting... "13...13...13!"
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on.
Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting "14...14...14!"
Darn-it Dolls When your day is stressful
And you want to scream and shout
Here's a Little Dang-it Doll
That you can't live without
Grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it!!
As you whack its stuffing out,
Yell "Dang-it, Dang-it"
If you can help Carol Davis build her dolls...
email omsrn@yahoo.com
If you can help house-a-Aquasox
please call 425-258-3673
Buy a cigar for a soldier
go to www.cigarsinternational.com
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